| The Netcop Retro Rant for Top of the Super J IV (1993) - Bit of a change tonight as my boredom with Warrior discussion on
#RSPW led me to go running back to one of my favorite Japanese tapes. The concept is that
there's a big-ass tournament of junior heavyweights every year, with the winner getting a
"~!" added to their name on RSPWM. :)
- A note on ratings: Most of the matches here are
basically a technical exhibition, without much in the way of buildup or feuds or anything
like that, so I tend to be a bit harder in the star ratings as a result. So ** here is not
equal to ** in the States, where other factors can change a rating greatly. When I rate
matches for this show, I'm rating them against other matches on the show, for the sake of
fairness.
- Taped from various places in Japan in May of 1993.
- We get opening comments from Shinjiro Ohtani, I guess
wishing everyone luck.
- Opening match: Dean Malenko v. Jushin Liger. This is
the match that establishes Liger as "they guy who isn't going to win this year"
because Deano ends up messing up Justin's knee pretty good during the course of this one,
with the DROPKICK OF DOOM! Dean is definitely not the Iceman here, showing a lot of
emotion and enthusiasm, even if he is being a total asshole by working on the knee nonstop
with just about every knee-breaking move in his arsenal. Jushin makes a heroic comeback
with a couple of palm strikes and a couple of rollups, but it's Malenko's match to lose.
Ligerbomb gets two, but a kneedrop from the top misses and Dean slaps on the Texas
Cloverleaf until Jushin quits. Dean literally jumps for joy at the submission. Weird
seeing that. I wasn't really digging this match, it was all psychology and stuff. **1/2
- Shinjiro Ohtani v. El Samurai. Ohtani is a fucking god.
He slaps Samurai around like his bitch, something we just don't see enough of these days.
Samurai ends up getting pissed off and controlling most of the match, although Ohtani
reverses two or three suplex attempts into rollups. Most of the match is clipped, as
Samurai hits the GERMAN SUPLEX OF DEATH for the pin about 12 minutes in. We only get to
see about 3. I love Ohtani and hate Samurai so that's okay.
- Wild Pegasus v. Dean Malenko. Pegasus is the Japanese
name for Chris Benoit. Good hot sequence to start out as they counter and counter-counter
each other's stuff. How come Dean doesn't do the enzuigiri oversell anymore? Benoit
proceeds to ass-kicking, while Dean decides to go after the arm. Chris' method yields
better results, although neither guy is showing much in the way of intensity here. They
exchange rollups a few times before Benoit is able to block a Malenko pin attempt and get
the win. Good but dull. ***
- El Samurai v. Masao Orihara. Rather odd little match as
they just go flying into piledrivers right away, with both guys no-selling and then
jumping up to deliver a piledriver of their own. Bizarre. We cut to the end, as Samurai
has managed to take control and shows off the inverted suplex, which Orihara no-sells.
Either the guy has got a *really* hard head or lots of energy. Samurai responds with a
somersault plancha and tries for the GERMAN SUPLEX OF DEATH, but it only gets two. Orihara
gets two off a rana, but then blows a running moonsault. Back to the piledriver duel as
Orihara hits one, but misses the moonsault, and Samurai tries one, but gets rolled up for
the pin. That was just...weird. **1/4
- Shinjiro Ohtani v. Jushin Liger. Ohtani is right in the
bookerman's face before the bell, bitch-slapping him and then pounding him out of the
ring. Jushin takes it like a man, of course. Ohtani goes right after the knee, which
normally I don't like but Ohtani always has this look of disdain on his face, much like
Steven Regal over here, which makes it fun. Liger is seriously taking a shitkicking here.
Liger fights back but Ohtani kicks the hell out of his knee and then puts him in an even
MORE devious submission hold. Liger manages an enzuigiri and a palm strike, but it's just
pissing Ohtani off more. Ohtani pulls out a Flair flip on a cross-corner whip, however,
and nails the SWANK~! triple springboard dropkick, the third one to the knee. Liger's in
trouble now. Liger retaliates with a vicious arm-breaker and armbar, but Ohtani makes the
ropes. Cross-face chicken-wing (done properly I might add) but Ohtani makes the ropes.
Liger gives him too much time to recoup and Ohtani goes nuts on him, but misses a
dropkick, allowing the Ligerbomb for the (mildly) surprising pin. Excellent match. ****
- Eddy Guerrero v. Shinjiro Ohtani. Eddy wasn't my hero
and savior at this point. Ohtani pretty much destroys him, prompting Eddy to give the
crowd the finger now and then. Ohtani works in the springboard plancha. Eddy comes back
with a springboard dropkick for a two count. A really nice powerbomb for two follows. Eddy
goes for the figure-four but gets rolled up for two. Eddy with a german suplex for two as
the pace increases greatly. Ohtani reverses a bodyslam into a rollup for the pin. Eh,
their match at Starrcade 95 was oodles better. **3/4
- Jushin Liger v. Noriyo Honaga. This is one of those
matches with a history, as these two traded the IWGP Junior title back and forth leading
up to this tournament. Most of it is clipped, unfortunately. I like seeing these two. They
trade stuff for a while and then Honaga dropkicks Liger in the knee out of nowhere and
scores a quick pin.
- Jushin Liger v. El Samurai. I reiterate: I really
didn't like El Samurai until his 1997 stuff. Maybe it was the costume change, who knows.
Thankfully he gets the snot beaten out of him by Liger, bad knee and all. He manages to
fight back with a wicked forearm shot, but gets dumped over the top by Liger, who then
whips out the old somersault off the apron spot. Back in the ring and Samurai with the
inverted suplex and the GERMAN SUPLEX OF DEATH, but it only gets two. Samurai to the top
for a dropkick to the back of the head, but Liger reverses a dragon suplex attempt into a
rollup for two. Liger with a powerbomb, and a big splash for two. They do that series of
rollups and reversals that they love to do over there, and the end result is Liger hitting
a rana for the final three. Not bad. ***
- Jushin Liger v. 2 Cold Scorpio. Scorpio was a joke at
this point, in the grand scheme of things. Which makes this match all the odder: Liger
chooses to culminate his "bad knee" storyline here, with Liger collapsing in
pain about a minute into the match and Scorpio getting an easy submission by working the
knees. 1/2*
(Thus marks the end of "version one" and the
beginning of "version two", which recaps the first part in clips and then has
the final bits)
- Clips of Masao Orihara v. Chris Benoit. Orihara looks
terrible but Benoit sells anyway, en route to hitting a german suplex for the pin.
- Clips of El Samurai v. Shinjiro Ohtani, which we
already covered above.
- Clips of Jushin Liger v. Dean Malenko, which we already
covered above.
- Noriyo Honaga v. Dave Finlay. This would be Fit Finlay,
of course. Finlay goes ultra-stiff on Honaga, brawling outside the ring to great effect.
Honaga usually plays the bad boy in Japan so he goes all Memphis on Finlay, rubbing his
face on the ropes, giving him the thumb to the throat, etc. Finlay tosses him outside and
just tosses him to the railing throat-first. Honaga puts some powder in his mouth under
the ring and spits it in Finlay's face, then gives him a wicked posting. Jerry Lawler
would love this guy. Finlay pokes him in the eye and dropkicks him for two. Whoa, a
wrestling move. Nasty clothesline for two. Rollup for two. Knee right to the face...that's
gonna leave a bruise. Back out for more brawling and chairshots, then back in as Finlay
shows off his wretling acumen with a release powerbomb. Cool. Honaga fights back but gets
caught with the rolling fireman's carry for the pin. What a brutal match! ****1/4
- Clips of Malenko v. Benoit, as detailed above.
- Clips of Samurai v. Orihara, as detailed above.
- Clips of Liger v. Ohtani, as detailed above.
- Clips of Ohtani v. Guerrero, as detailed above.
- Clips of LIGHTNING KID V. CHRIS BENOIT! Shit, why
couldn't we see that one? Benoit takes it with a dragon suplex. I'd kill to see this
matchup today.
- Clips of Liger v. Honaga, including some wild brawling
that was cut out of the version shown above.
- The Lightning Kid v. Shinjiro Ohtani. Finally, we're
back to full matches again. If you don't know, the Kid = Sean Waltman = Syxx = X-Pac or
whatever you wanna call him. He has a distinct lack of beard, experience or respect from
his peers at this point, possessing basically just the sheer willpower to kill himself for
our enjoyment. By way of perspective, this was just before the Razor Ramon thing on Monday
Night RAW that kicked off his career proper. Sean has spent most of his career fighting
Sabu and Jerry Lynn on the indy circuit, so getting in there with a *real* pro like Ohtani
is a bit of a shock for him, I'd imagine. He holds up fairly well, trying to play a heel
but then failing dismally as Ohtani whips him like a dog to much better reaction. His
Japanese stuff is notable mostly for the number of times he says "fuck" in the
ring and in interviews. It gets kinda nasty as they end up outside the ring and the Kid
kicks Ohtani dead solid in the chest a couple of times against the railing. Back in and
Ohtani with a GORGEOUS flying bodypress (with like 3 seconds of hangtime) and a
springboard dropkick for two. They fuck around on the top rope and Ohtani shoves him off
and dropkicks him again for two. German suplex for two and the Kid's in trouble. He comes
back with a so-so leg lariat for one. Tornado DDT for three! How come he never does *that*
anymore? Good ending, but the rest didn't click. **
- Clips of Norio Honaga getting rolled up and pinned by
Dean Malenko, as we're getting down to the nitty-gritty.
- Clips of Samurai getting rolled up and pinned by Jushin
Liger.
- Clips of Samurai taking out Deano (with a rollup,
surprise).
- Clips of Benoit going medieval on Eddy Guerrero's ass
(another one I wanted to see in full) and (say it with me) rolling him up for the pin.
- Clips of Scorpio taking out Liger's knee, eliminating
Liger from the tournament, as detailed above.
- Eddy Guerrero v. Dean Malenko. Both guys have six
points (or wins, or whatever) at this point, so this is nearing the end of the tournament.
Another nifty match between these two (predating their ECW stuff by two years) as neither
guy is able to keep any sort of advantage due to a reversal by the other. Several
two-counts result as Eddy finally manages to gain the control with a series of forearms, a
baseball slide and a quebrada. Those crazy Mexicans. Rollover powerbomb gets two. Now's
there a move that doesn't get used enough. Malenko hits a jumping sitdown powerbomb (not
quite a Ligerbomb) for two, but on a second try Eddy reverses to a rollup for two. This is
becoming a trend. Eddy goes for the rana but gets dropped into a powerbomb and one Texas
Cloverleaf later it's over. Good match. ***1/2
- El Samurai v. 2 Cold Scorpio. Scorpio puts on a dancing
exhibition before the introductions. I have no idea how Scorpio made it this far in the
tournament. This is basically the quarterfinals and one can only assume that it should
have been Liger in Scorpio's slot. Feeling out process to start and Scorpio takes control
with some very American offense. Their timing seems to be off. Scorpio with an Avalanche
and a twisting legdrop thing for two, then he hits the twisting splash for two. Samurai
with the german suplex (not OF DEATH) for two and a forearm. Rana for two. Diving headbutt
for two. Scorpio fights back with a superkick. This match isn't flowing very well. Samurai
with a rollup out of nowhere for the pin. I'm seriously getting sick of seeing that
ending. *1/2 That probably seems harsh, but consider what it's being compared against.
Samurai advances to the semi-final against Dean Malenko.
- El Samurai v. Dean Malenko. El Samurai has done nothing
to impress me over the course of this show. They blow a Mexican armdrag spot to start. Not
a good sign. For those wondering, Chris Benoit ended up with the most points in the round
robin and thus got into the finals without having to go through all this. Basically the
whole match is submissions. Samurai inserts a diving headbutt and neckbreaker, then
Malenko fights out of a piledriver. Charge to the corner and Deano eats boot. Belly to
belly for two. Samurai comes back and tries another diving headbutt but Malenko moves and
goes for the Cloverleaf, but Samurai makes it to the ropes. He hangs on and gets it in the
center of the ring, but Samurai's a manly man so he hangs on and makes it to the ropes.
Another attempt and Samurai fights him off, and yet again they do the rollup-reversal
series with Samurai ending up on top for the pin. I AM SO FUCKING SICK OF THAT ENDING!
Building parity is one thing, but a decisive winner would be nice. * Really bad match for
both guys.
- Tournament final: Chris Benoit v. El Samurai. Everyone
else from the tournament is surrounding the ring. Good start as Chris carries Samurai
through a test-of-strength-into-rollup series. Reverse chinlock by Samurai. Move #495
(arm-BAR) and arm-wringer. Why did Liger push this guy back then? Crossface on Benoit,
ironically enough. More working on the arm, then back to the crossface. This would get
heckled mercilessly over here. Back to move #193 (ARM-bar), but Benoit goes apeshit on him
to fight free. That's my boy. Belly to back for two. Vicious slam and Scorpion deathlock,
with Benoit holding the arm to prevent him from reaching the ropes. Snap suplex (with the
announcers bringing up Dynamite Kid) for two, and then we head out for a beating on the
floor. Whip to the STEEL railing. Back in for a german suplex for two. SWANK powerbomb for
two. Keep up the beating, Chris! Another disdainful slam and a snap legdrop off the second
rope for two. Samurai with a tombstone for two. Russian legsweep into a cross-armbreaker
thingie. Chris elbows free. Again with the same move, and the crowd starts clapping for
Benoit. Samurai with the slam and the DIVING HEADBUTT OF DEATH, which misses. Don't try to
lay no boogie woogie on the king of rock n roll, Samurai. Damn, Benoit's misses too. Nice
overhead belly to belly by Samurai sends Benoit to the floor, and Samurai follows with the
somersault plancha. Benoit comes in over the top with a flying headscissors and suplexes
him on the top rope. Samurai bails and Benoit follows with a tope. Back in for the dragon
suplex, which gets two. Northern lights suplex for two. Now the crowd is chanting for
Samurai. Surprise rollup for two by Samurai. Another rollup sequence which gives Samurai a
two count. Off the ropes and lariat by Benoit for two. Benoit to the top but Samurai
catches him and hits the rana off the top for two. Crowd was up for that one. Powerbomb
and he puts Benoit on the top rope, then superplexes him for two. Back to the top but
Benoit turns it into a SUPERBOMB! Forget it, Samurai, you ain't getting up. Benoit wins
the tournament and celebrates with the other gaijin as Samurai does the stretcher job to
totally sell the finisher. Awesome match, easily the best of the show. *****
The Bottom Line: Not exactly essential viewing if you're
a Japan-fan (the 94 and 95 versions provide a better look at the Japanese talent at the
time) but it's certainly an interesting slice of life for the American guys currently
around. I think it's fascinating that the Lightning Kid went on to be the biggest star of
the bunch. The action is still much better than almost any US show today, if you're the
"all wrestling, no talk" type, but you'll want to look elsewhere for a
Liger-fest.
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