| With Summerslam 98 a mere two days hence, I thought it
apropos to go back to the last time Steve Austin fought the Undertaker for the WWF title. - Live from Richmond, Virginia.
- Your hosts are Jim Ross and Jerry Lawler.
- Free For All match: Jesse Jammes v. Rockabilly. Yes,
it's the battle of the New Age Outlaws when they both sucked. Billy has his hair dyed
brown for some reason. No heat on either side and Double J's music gets messed up by the
sound techs. Nothing match as Billy controls and hits a DDT out of nowhere to halt a
Jammes comeback and get the win. 1/4*
- Opening match: Flash Funk (without Funkettes) v. Hunter
Hearst Helmsley (without heat) BREAK IT...oh, wait, never mind. This was the "in
between" period for HHH, after the blueblood thing and before the DX thing. He didn't
even have Mankind to feud with until Canadian Stampede. JR notes that the Hart Foundation
bought five front-row seats from a scalper. Pretty bad match with zero heat. HHH does his
four offensive moves and very little else. Chyna interferes now and then. More boring
stuff happens with a nice Funk bump. HHH goes to the top rope (!) but misses. Funk gets a
cross-body but picks up Helmsley and goes for the finisher but HHH suplexes him off the
top and Pedigrees him for the win. * Chyna drops Funk on the top rope for fun.
- Clips from the UFC re: Ken Shamrock.
- Ken offers some soundbites on the situation.
- Mankind v. Rocky Maivia. After losing the I-C title to
Owen Hart, Rocky got jobbing duty until coming back as a member of the Nation. Rocky gives
an introspective interview about too much success before the match. The Rock is drawing no
heat here. Back and forth match, Mankind does a nice somersault off the apron onto Rocky.
Crowd is dead. Match is boring. Mankind takes a wicked Rock Bottom on the metal rampway
and that gets a decent pop. Rocky goes for the finishing series (no People's Elbow) but
Mankind rolls through a flying cross-body and applies the Mandible Claw for the
submission. ** This loss was the catalyst for the heel turn.
- The original Austin 3:16 t-shirt commercial.
- Let's take you back to RAW where we set up Ahmed's
gauntlet v. The Nation.
- Ahmed Johnson v. Savio Vega, Crush & Faarooq. I
miss PG-13 rapping the Nation down to ringside. A very porky D-Lo Brown is also there and
is a non-factor. If Ahmed can defeat all three members of the NOD, then they have to
disband. Crush is the first guy in and they have a bad match. Ahmed uses a horrible Falcon
Arrow for two. JR makes note of Ahmed's gang roots, which was the prelude to his joining
the Nation a few weeks later. Crush keeps signalling for the Nation to run in but Gorilla
Monsoon prevents them. Crush goes for the heart punch but Ahmed rolls him up for the pin.
Thank god.
Savio is the next guy in and is actually looking very
lithe here. Savio whomps Ahmed, but Ahmed comes back eventually to take control. It spills
out of the ring and Savio takes to him with a chair and gets DQ'd, then destroys Ahmed
with the chair. This was a decent segment (compared with the last one).
That leaves Faarooq. Very quick match as Ahmed hits the
Pearl River Plunge in short order, but Faarooq kicks out at two to a massive heel
reaction. Faarooq clips him, Dominator and Faarooq gets the win. About *1/2 total.
Ironically, about a month later the NOD would self-destruct, creating the Gang Wars, and
Ahmed would join the new and improved Nation version 2.0.
- More hype for Shamrock v. Vader.
- Ken Shamrock v. Vader. This is Shamrock's debut in the
WWF and it's a submission match. Shamrock has different music from today's. Shamrock with
some oh-so-stiff kicks that were likely real. Good thing he doesn't do those anymore,
otherwise there'd be muscle bruises all through the WWF. They seem to be having trouble
working together, which is understandable. Shamrocks goes for a few submission holds which
the crowd isn't digging. Ken does take a nice bump as Vader suplexes him over the top rope
to the floor. Vader bleeds hardway from the nose from a stiff Shamrock shot. Vader seems
legit pissed at Shamrock because of it. Vader gets the advantage and goes for the
Vadersault, but Shammy barely moves out of the way. Shamrock with more submission moves
and then starts pounding Vader in the corner with mega-stiff shots and Vader nails him
with a legit-looking right to the head in retribution. Shamrock quickly grabs the leg for
the ankle-lock and submission. **1/2 A less-than-thrilling debut for Shamrock. Vader is
legitimately injured by the ankle-lock and limps out with help from the referee.
- WWF title match: The Undertaker v. Stone Cold Steve
Austin. Austin is only really, really over at this point as opposed to the levels he's at
now. The Harts make their way to ringside as UT and Austin do the staredown. Brawl to
start and then Undertaker takes over. Long side-headlock from Austin. UT breaks free and
Austin goes to work on the leg. Austin wraps UT's leg around the pole and then lips off
the Hart Foundation. Back in the ring and Austin continues kicking at the leg, including
an STF. Ross notes that if Lawler ever moved out of Memphis he might learn some more
holds. Oooooo. More working on the leg from Austin, then Austin gets tossed outside the
ring and Undertaker goes to work on *his* leg. Well, they've got the psychology thing down
pat. Undertaker viciously stomps the braced leg of Austin. Austin responds with a spinning
toehold, and goes back to work on UT's leg. UT tries the ropewalk and Austin drops him on
the top rope. Superplex blocked by UT, but his big elbow misses. Double whip, sleeper and
Austin counters with a jawbreaker. Austin gets put in the corner and rears back with the
field goal to the Undertaker's...uh...creatures of the night. UT with his own lowblow (big
pop), chokeslam, but Austin rolls to the ropes. Austin snaps UT's neck off the top rope,
Stone Cold Stunner, but Brian Pillman runs over and rings the bell so Hebner doesn't
count. Zombie situp, whip, reversal and UT goes for the tombstone, Austin reverses for his
own, but Undertaker reverses AGAIN and hits it this time for the pin to retain. This was
actually a really good match. *** The Harts beat the hell out of the Undertaker after the
decision, and Austin uses the moment to dump Bret out of his wheelchair and steal his
crutches in order to make the save. The faces clean house and the Harts retreat. Then, in
one of *the* defining moments for Austin, he jumps UT from behind and stuns him, just
because he can. Fabulous.
The Bottom Line:
Main event was a good piece of the Austin-Hart storyline,
but the rest was pretty forgettable crap. The WWF was in a major rut at this time outside
of the awesome Hart Foundation saga, and it showed as they missed Shawn tremendously.
Recommendation to avoid, and see you at Summerslam! |