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By Justin Baisden
Well… I'm sure that a good many of you are
looking for some material from me aside from New Japan stuff. I figured that I
would go with an excellent tape, complete with the best match that I have ever
seen. I don't know why but AJPW was notorious for putting the best matches at
the beginning of the commercial release and kind of working on a sliding scale
as the tape progresses. Odd…
TOSHIAKI KAWADA/AKIRA TAUE vs STEVE
WILLIAMS/JOHNNY ACE (Double Tag Titles) Let me make thing one clear right off
the bat, Dangerous K (Kawada) is easily the most kick ass wrestler on the planet
today. There is no one, and I mean NO ONE in any heavyweight division of any fed
that can touch this guy. Personally I never liked the idea of gaijin in big
title matches. As good as the match is, it would be all the better with all
"natives" in the match because the fans respond better (in my opinion
at least). At least Williams crippling offense is welcome in AJPW. The match
starts out with Kawada and Taue doing what they do best, literally KICKING THE
SHIT out of people. In this case, the unlucky bastard is Johnny Ace. The poor
Dynamic Dude eventually makes the tag to Williams. Williams and Ace work over
Taue with a lot of submission stuff. Hmm… I can feel the temperature dropping,
feels like a lack of heat. Taue finally gets in an enziguri and tags in Kawada.
Kawada gets Irish whipped into the corner and Williams follows up with an
avalanche. It carries him over to the apron and he nails Taue. Kawada makes him
pay for that and clocks Williams with a high kick to the face. Williams crashes
into the guardrail and it looks like he's hurt his arm. Awww… TIME TO DIE!
Kawada and Taue absolutely murder Williams arm. Stiff kicks, stomps, kneedrops,
and an arm bar or two just to hear Williams scream like a little girl.
"JOHNNY, JOHNNY SAVE ME!!!" WUSS! Irish whip but Williams nails Kawada
with the arm they worked over for the last ten minutes. UGH… that's just
terrible coming from a pro like Williams. Tag to Ace and he cleans house. He
hits Taue with a sidewalk slam for 2 and ½. He hits a flying lariat for 2 and
½. He goes for the Cobra Clutch suplex but Kawada cuts that off. Kawada and
Taue hit Ace with the backdrop-Nodowa combo (is there a proper name for that
move?) and that gets a two count. Tag to Kawada who goes for a roundhouse kick
but Ace ducks and fires off a lariat. Tag to Williams who gets in a WICKED
spinebuster for 2 and ½. Williams hits the Oklahoma Stampede for 2 and 9/10.
Tag to Ace and they hit a beautiful Doomsday Device but Taue makes the save.
Taue hits Ace with the Nodowa Ososhi and then drags Kawada back to their corner
where he makes the tag. THAT'S BRILLIANT! Why doesn't everyone do that? Screw
this crawling to your partner shit, just drag him and then tag his prone body.
Taue hits The Dynamic Bomb on Ace (yes I'm aware of the irony) for 2 and 9/10.
Taue goes for a short clothesline but Ace ducks and hits a released German
suplex. Williams and Ace hit Taue with a Double bomb but he kicks out and 2 and
¾. Ace hits the Ace Crusher for 2 and 9/10. Ace hits The Cobra Clutch suplex
but Kawada makes the save at 2 and ½. Kawada fires off a jumping head kick and
puts Taue on top for 2 and ¾. Taue and Kawada hit a WICKED Powerbomb -
Chokeslam for 2 and 99/100. Kawada fires off a running high kick for 2 and 9/10.
Who's the legal man in here? WHO CARES! Taue nails Ace with two consecutive
Nodowa Ososhi's and that gets the win and The Double Tag Titles. This match
kicked major ass in the last half but the first half was dragged down terribly
by Williams and Ace. It was really good but I can't give it **** in good
conscience. ***3/4
KENTA KOBASHI vs MITSUHARU MISAWA (Triple
Crown) OH BABY! HERE WE GO! Kobashi in my opinion, is mere millimetres from
Kawada as it concerns being "king of the wrestling hill." If it wasn't
for his two terrible knees (which he never lets heal because he always wants to
wrestle) Kobashi would be the absolute best wrestler on the planet. There isn't
much I can say that hasn't been said about Misawa. He's a legend in heavyweight
pro wrestling and has been part of what many consider to be best singles match
ever and the best tag team match ever. However, those two matches are for
another review, for now let's get to this match. First let us establish one
thing, THIS CROWD IS HOT! This crowd would sustain a level of heat throughout
this match (with a few major spikes) that few matches have ever been privy to.
Misawa brings the pain with his stiff elbow smashes while Kobashi goes with the
brutal chops. Irish whip and Misawa hits a dropkick. Kobashi to the outside and
Misawa follows up with an elbow suicida. Kobashi gets to the apron and Misawa
actually hits him with a belly to back suplex from the apron to the inside of
the ring. Hmm… you don't see that too often. Irish whip and Misawa goes for
the twirling clothesline but it's ducked and Kobashi hits a spin kick and a
jumping DDT. Irish whip into the corner but Misawa blocks and clocks Kobashi
with an elbow smash. Misawa heads to the second turnbuckle on the inside and
fires off a corkscrew dropkick. DAMN! Remember these are heavyweights pulling
this stuff. Misawa hits a slam and then gets in a frog splash for 2 and ½. They
go back and forth with more stiff chops and elbow shots. Ugh… this is painful
to watch. Misawa gets the better of the exchange and Kobashi heads to the floor.
Misawa comes off the apron with a flying elbow but Kobashi moves and Misawa ends
up elbowing the guardrail. The crowd does what they can for the poor man…
"MI SA WA, MI SA WA, MI SA WA!" Kobashi absolutely mauls the injured
arm. All sorts of great stuff, including a couple of hammerlock DDT's. He slaps
on a jujigatime but Misawa gets to the ropes. Kobashi keeps bringing the pain on
the arm and then pulls out the first big move with a disturbingly brutal half
nelson suplex. Misawa landed right on his head. Kobashi follows up with a
kneeling arm bar and THE CROWD IS GOING NUTS! Kobashi is PUUUUULLING on the arm
but Misawa eventually makes the ropes. They get back to a vertical base and
Misawa tries for an elbow smash but Kobashi rolls through into a FUJIWARA ARMBAR!
OH MY GOD!!! Misawa is smack in the middle of the ring. He slowly inches back
little by little until he gets a toe on the bottom rope. "MI SA WA, MI SA
WA, MI SA WA!" I'm sure Misawa is looking for some morphine instead of
chanting but I guess you've got to settle. Kobashi fires off a released German
suplex but Misawa rolls through. He goes for a running elbow smash but Kobashi
catches him with an ippon seoinage (Andrew, did I get that right?) and floats
over into A JUJIGATAME! HOLY SHIT!!! THE CROWD IS CLIMBING THE WALLS! I'M
CLIMBING THE WALLS! THIS MATCH RULES!!! Misawa is WRITHING in pain. Slowly but
surely he gets to the ropes. Kobashi lays in some more stiff chops on the arm
and Misawa tries to retaliate with a roundhouse kick but Kobashi catches him and
hits a BRUTAL capture suplex. Misawa has got to be looking for some kind of
sniper to kill him by this point. Kobashi hulks up and charges in for
LARIATOOOOOO!!! But Misawa manages to elbow Kobashi's outstretched arm. Kobashi
is selling it like someone just stabbed him in the arm with a butcher knife.
Kobashi rolls to the floor but Misawa IS PISSED! He hits a baseball slide and
follows up with a 360 pescado. Back in the ring and Misawa hits his twirling
clothesline. He follows up with some head dropping of his own in the form of a
released German suplex. Misawa hits the tiger driver for 2 and ¾. Misawa to the
top and goes for a missile dropkick but Kobashi actually manages to hit a lariat
in mid air! SHIT, MISAWA IS DEAD! 1… 2… 2.999999! The heat is beyond
anything I've ever seen/felt/heard. Kobashi hits a brutal powerbomb for 2 and
9/10. Kobashi with THE ORANGE CRUSH for 2 and 99/100. Dear god… will Misawa's
pain never end? He rolls to the apron but Kobashi is right there. He goes for a
powerbomb from the apron to the floor but Misawa reverses into a rana. They get
back in the ring and Misawa hits two consecutive rolling elbow smashes but as he
rotates for the third one, Kobashi hits a released German suplex. Kobashi
charges in for LARIATOOOOOO!!! but Misawa gets in a shot to the gut. He fires
off a rolling elbow smash and follows up with a released Tiger suplex for 2 and
9/10. Misawa goes for an elbow but Kobashi ducks. He goes for a spinning chop
but Misawa ducks that, cinches him up and hits TIGER DRIVER '91!!! IT'S OVER!!!
1…2… 2 AND 999/1000! SWEET MERCY!!! Kobashi is so gone it's not even funny.
He tries to desperately lariat Misawa from his knees but Misawa grabs the arm
and hits a released Tiger Suplex '85! The heat is at a fever pitch, Misawa hulks
up… he's waiting… waiting… waiting… Kobashi gets to his feet and BOOM!!!
RUNNING ELBOOOOOOOOOW! 1… 2… COUNTO THREEEE! The time of the match is 42:38.
There is no doubt in my mind that this is the greatest match that I have ever
seen! *****
HIROSHI HASE vs KENTARO SHIGA I've always been
impressed with Hase. He always brings the goods no matter the opponent that he's
facing. I mainly remember his Steiners vs Hase & ??? matches the most
though. Simply incredible stuff! He's had a couple of good matches in AJPW but
only did certain shows so he never got pushed very far. Ah well… his name
alone demands respect. Speaking of respect, here's Kentaro Shiga, who gets NO
RESPECT from Hase whatsoever during the entire match. Hase puts on a clinic in
how to separate someone's leg from their body. He bitchslaps Shiga around for a
while and then ends it with the Northern Lights suplex. It was a complete squash
in every sense of the word but it was fun to watch Hase do his thing. **
AKIRA TAUE vs JUN AKIYAMA I really like
Akiyama. He's young AND healthy. That's a rare combination now a days. Akiyama
comes out quick with elbow smashes. Irish whip and Akiyama goes for a dropkick
but the whily veteran Taue holds the ropes. Taue fires off a couple of rough
high kicks just so the young punk Akiyama knows his role. Akiyama heads outside
but Taue hotshots him ON THE RAILING! UGH… that wasn't pretty at all. Taue
goes for the Nodowa Ososhi from the apron to the floor but no dice. They get in
the ring and Akiyama takes control with some forearm shots. Irish whip into the
corner and Akiyama hits a flying forearm. He goes for a Northern Lights suplex
but Taue blocks and fires off a high kick. Taue hits a released German suplex
for a two count. Jump to the end where Taue goes for the Nodowa Ososhi but
Akiyama reverses with an ippon seoinage. He follows up with a jumping knee smash
and then hits THE EXPLOIDAAAAAAH! 1… 2… 3! HOLY SHIT! MAJOR UPSET! **1/2
Final Analysis: There are two points that I
want to cover, the "upset victory" in the final match and the Triple
Crown match.
Watching Akiyama vs Taue, I was shocked beyond
belief. Taue was holding The Triple Crown a mere year and ½ ago and now he was
jobbing to Akiyama. Akiyama, at this point at least, was still up and coming. He
was working more or less as the second to Mitsuharu Misawa after Kobashi broke
away to work alone. It was established at the 1996 Real World Tag League that
Akiyama was able to "play with the big boys" but wasn't quite at that
level of the "big four" just yet. You'll have to excuse my ignorance
in this assumption, but it seems that this victory, especially in such a short
time (five minutes) was meant to elevate Akiyama to a new level. Interesting
that it would take another three years before Akiyama was totally taken
seriously as a Triple Crown contender. Then Misawa's brain addled booking had
Akiyama lose in the Champions Carnival 2000 in seven seconds. I could go on
forever about that one but I'll save it for if/when I ever review Champions
Carnival 2000.
Now we come to the fantastic Kobashi vs Misawa
match. For those of you who don't know, the "best singles match ever"
is generally considered to be Misawa vs Kawada from 6/3/94. That match was
absolutely incredible. Yes it even beats out Steamboat vs Flair from Wrestlewar
1989. Remember the crowd heat I said few matches get? Well 6/3/94 had it and
more. That match is my second favourite match though. Kobashi vs Misawa takes it
for a few reasons. The primary one being that there was a far more elaborate
moveset used in Kobashi vs Misawa. A lot of people don't like the "head
dropping" that tends to come with AJPW. However, I think that those moves
add just that much more high impact to what is usually an excellent encounter.
If you're going to work a stiff style, then work it all the way, not just in
your elbows, kicks, or chops. The secondary reason I feel Kobashi vs Misawa to
be a better match is because the right guy went over in this match. Without
spoiling 6/3/94, I think the wrong man went over (watch the match to see what I
mean). I think Misawa was the right choice in this situation. He had just come
off a loss in the RWTL 1996 (My second favourite tag match ever) and needed to
get a major rebound. Also, in my opinion Kobashi got The Triple Crown for the
wrong reasons. The primary one being that Kawada's push to The Triple Crown got
the shaft because of his negative views on how AJPW was being run. There's
another one I could go on about for a while. But anyway, both 6/3/94 and Kobashi
vs Misawa are right there as the best ever, I just like Kobashi vs Misawa a bit
more.
This tape gets my highest recommendation. Why
in the world would you want to pass up the greatest match ever?
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